We’ve been keeping Swinebread Jr. at home and away from the crowds. He’s been putting on a lot weight and he’s starting to look like a Rubenesque Cherub. We had a small medical scare yesterday but our little one is completely healthy and happy, so no worries.
It’s funny because the baby on this Alien Encounters cover almost looks like Swinebread Jr. I’ve observed that expression from him several times already. Hmmm… I wonder what he’s really seeing when he does his baby gawk.
-Swinebread
Reason #14 I don't want to become a dad: EVERYTHING, every sniffle, every cry would be a medical scare. Can you be a hypochondriac for someone else?
ReplyDeleteIf you like the 'gawk' wait until his eyes focus on you and you realize that there's an actual little person in there! (See, I'm down with OPK (other people's kids))
ReplyDeletewhen he does start crushing lumps of coal into diamonds?
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear all is well, but definitely watch it. Babies can see through your weak human disguise.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but if Mrs. Wormer doesn't get to REALLY see him there will be hostages.
ReplyDeleteAre those your in-laws? Cool!
ReplyDeleteI have no captions for this comic cover. Hope all is well with yer clan.
ReplyDeleteArkonbey – Yes you can and as a parent you will be.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he thinks about a lot. My SO has already decided that he’ll be a swimmer.
Rob! – I think that happens when he’s a toddler.
Randal – Damit don’t I know it! He’ll have me figured out soon if I don’t; keep my mask on.
Dean – She will… we’re just keeping him at home until his immune system is better.
Dr Zaius – He has their eyes!
OD – No captions?! That’s a no go OD!