Wednesday, February 7, 2007

The best joke I've heard in a long time.


The radio was on at my workplace when a DJ said...

"How do you know an Astronaut is trying to kill you?

...They're wearing diapers!"

Needless to say I lost it... I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I can't wait for the TV movie. That must have been some badass bonking by William Oefelein for Lisa Nowak to nuts and throw away her whole life like that! Here is a link it you need it. This bizarre love triangle meltdown sounds like perfect fodder for a blog titled Atomic Romance. YEE-HAHHH!




I just had to add this weird animation... more laughs... disturbing laughs... YEE-HAHHH!



-Swinebread

10 comments:

Seymour said...

It wasn't only badass-boinking, it was badass free-fall boinking.

The two of them managed to preform the first 3 chapters of 'The Nasa-Sutra'.

Why do you think NASA had to invest so heavily in those memory foam beds?

Cleaning up afterwards may have driven the fair Lisa around-the-bend. That's my take on it.

Don Snabulus said...

I suspect meddling by The Old Ones

Overdroid said...

That's GREAT Old Ones.
Cthulhu F'tagn.

ladybug said...

I heard a local DJ "recording" of a NASA incident w/this chick. It was bascially her acting like an uber-stalker w/her fellow 'nauts and also the Houston dudes; threatening to kill their wives and such.

It was so funny, I nearly pissed my pants.

This chick's seriously got some probs! No man is worth wearing a diaper for, if ya know what I mean...

Selba said...

hi there... thanks for dropping by at my blog :)

I saw only a little bit about the "NASA incident," Don't really understand what's the story but it sounds that the woman has a mental problem?

Gosh... this world is getting scary with those weird ppl outside there...

Swinebread said...

Yeah, I think it shows even Astronauts are human and capable of flipping out.

Thanks for stopping by Selba, I appreciate the look-see. ;)

Pandabonium said...

This kind of thing may happen someday on day 83 of a 180 day outbound leg to Mars, after we've spent $100 billion dollars on the program. Won't that be entertaining!

Swinebread said...

Hey Pandabonium, I was thinking the same thing!

Seymour said...

Was the HAL 9000 wearing diapers? That would have been a clue.

Its funny to joke about, but hey, mental illness really sucks. I'm wondering what her kids are going through right now. They're probably in some high-school in Texas getting stuck in lockers and bitch-slapped in the halls.

Man, what a come down!

Swinebread said...

I think she just went into space and never came back.