Friday, February 1, 2008

"The Gun Is Good..."

It’s pure carnage with your “Singing Connery” Dean. I'm sure glad that I haven’t seen the Seagulls. But yes, I'm willing to call it a draw, although not in the way you think. The only answer is MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) so yeah, a draw, but I've gotta’ blow myself up in the process. I know Lady Bug thinks she brought it up, but I’ve had this doozey on the back burner a long time. Sean Connery in Diapers is the only way of ensuring nobody wins.

Show Me… Zardoz!




Maybe "Walken" would make a first-rate epitaph?

-Swinebread

8 comments:

Dean Wormer said...

Well played, Sir. Well played indeed!

ladybug said...

What about the crazy Charlotte Rampling/Connery sex scene...

It's like really bad porno...that's not porn.

Swinebread said...

dean - back at you

LB - nothing tops "the Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil."

Don Snabulus said...

Damn. I was just shot by Sean Connery! Collateral Damage!

Doctor Smoke said...

waaaagh!

see Dean's blog for my other, completely (ahem) different reaction.

I say again,
Waaaagh!!!

Arkonbey said...

"the Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil."

There is an interesting disconnect between a classic phallic symbol there.

Swinebread said...

Dr. S - Waaaagh! is the only rational reaction.

arkonbey - I think it works for the fundies though...

Dr. Zaius said...

I love Zardoz! It's too bad that the pace of the film was so plodding and slow, but the world they created was fascinating.

Zardoz reminds me of a McCain stump speech in this clip.