One time, before my wife and I were married, I puffed up my upperlip with air to make a funny face. I thought it might make her laugh a little.
When Mrs. Swinebread saw me, she screamed "FALCOR!"
...And the rest was history.
I found out she REALLY liked The NeverEnding Story when she was a kid.
So I guess looking like a Dragon makes you attractive to women... who knew?
-Swinebread
5 comments:
Congrats, Swinebread! You've managed to create the single strangest image ever to appear on teh internets!
Better a luck dragon than an ancient turtle that's allergic to humans.
If I ever get chased by a furry dragon, I am definitely hiding the the dumspter.
So I guess looking like a Dragon makes you attractive to women... who knew?
I guess you've never had the misfortune to stumble across deviantart.com.
No. Don't go there if you haven't.
Well, my Chinese astrological sign is a dragon - will that help make me attractive to women?
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