
One time, before my wife and I were married, I puffed up my upperlip with air to make a funny face. I thought it might make her laugh a little.
When Mrs. Swinebread saw me, she screamed "FALCOR!"
...And the rest was history.
I found out she REALLY liked The NeverEnding Story when she was a kid.
So I guess looking like a Dragon makes you attractive to women... who knew?
-Swinebread