Apparently Prince William really does like the girls as this boob grab at a London club demonstrates. Contrary to the rumor that his romantic relationship with girlfriend, Kate Middleton, was merely a Hollywood style ruse to disguise his man loving desires, Prince William let his straight flag fly when he posed for a picture with 18yearold Brazilian, Ana Ferreira. She stated:
“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”Looks like those man hands are strictly for girly grabbing after all. The British press (see here) has rightfully exposed William’s hidden frat boy behavior, as this gigantic secret could very well bring down the house of Windsor. What a scandal, Prince William isn’t quite the sensitive royal we thought he was. He likes to party with the ladies?! How shameful! Will the queen ever be able to live it down that her grandson is a raging heterosexual. Good thing there weren’t other significant stories going on in world so we could hear about important news like this. At least we now know that, Kate Middleton wasn’t going out with him for his money, it was his big manly hands!
-Swinebread
6 comments:
Hmm. Is he in a frat? I wonder what he's doing for spring break.
You've taken a decidely Anglo turn as of late on your site...
I am curious as to why William can't be like the other royals throughout history who showed more sexual reservation. You wouldn't see Henry VIII jumping on every broad he met.
Is good to be the prince...
You wouldn't see Henry VIII jumping on every broad he met.
No, he just had a habit of having his current wife's head chopped off if he found a broad that he really fancied.
If you want to learn a thing or two about what grand people British royalty have tended to be over the centuries, try looking for John Farman's book "The Very Bloody History of Britain (Without The Boring Bits)". Ironically, I bought my copy at Windsor Castle.
(Austin Powers)He was just trying to get aHEAD.
Too bad he was never the HEAD of a major corporation.
He'll really lost his HEAD.(//Austin Powers)
That book sounds interesting and I'll run over to Powells today to check out. I have a beautiful coffee table book of the Black Tower which gives me nighmares at tnight.
I want to state, for the record, that William should not be allowed near the Bush sisters because, aside from the likelihood that we could receive our first President with fetal-alcohol syndrome [who would be an improveme...oh never mind], the little thing would have to be classified as the uh-hugliest beast ever to slouch towards Bethlehem.
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