Thursday, October 30, 2008

Halloween Quizzes

You Are a Zombie

You're a pretty apathetic person, and you often feel like you're sleep walking through life.

You don't necessarily have a case of the “blues”, but you do have a case of the “blahs.”

It's hard for you to snap out of your boring every day routine. You're a bit burned out.

The only thing you crave is the company of others. But you're not too nice to the people who do hang around you.

Your greatest power: Your lack of a normal conscience

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of most emotions

You play well with: Aliens

Your Monster Profile

Behemoth Enigma

You Feast On: Coffee

You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms

You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

What Your Love of Butterfinger Says About You

You are a smooth character. Your charm is legendary.

You're the type of person who could get away with almost anything.

People don't know much about you, except that you're complicated. You also tend to be flaky.

You can't be trusted to always follow through, but people still crave your company.


Randal Graves said...

I'm a ghost and apparently I play well with witches. How did they get my wife, too? Just kidding, dear. Muah.

ladybug said...

Mine's funny!

I'm a Demon Dictator
You Feast On: Power Bars
You Lurk Around In: Roller Rinks
You Especially Like to Torment: Priests

ladybug said...

Huh, this is the monster I got...but I don't really like the 1st question on the quiz...none of them are really "like me"...

I'm a Werewolf
You're unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky.
You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you're a total monster.
Very few people can predict if you're going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde.
But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural.
Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature
Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control
You play well with: Vampires

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

I'm a werewolf.

Okay, I have to shave a little, be right back.

The Moody Minstrel said...

My monster profile:
Evil Hitchhiker

You Feast On: Fried Chicken

You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters

My monster type: Zombie
(Same as Swinebread)

My favorite candy: Peanut butter cups.
You are hedonistic... sometimes to the point of being greedy.
You love to eat, and there's no chance you're sharing your candy!

While you may be greedy, it's with good reason. You have great taste.
The things you love are worth loving, and it's no wonder you crave them.

(These things are a riot!)

TF said...

I'm a werewolf and I like to torment Republicans.

could it BE more spot on? :-D

Freida Bee said...

You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.

Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans

You play well with: Zombies

See there. I play well with Zombies and my brain is so superhuman that now I am sad. Becuase if this thing says it's true, it couldn't be true. I think that's called Catch 23.

But, I do think this explains my affinity for Zombie Jesus.