i'd love to see Hostess Ads make a comeback, and they could use Detective Chimp to sell 'em, based on the overwhelming success--financially, creatively, morally--of this ad.
That monkey is really creepy. he kind of looks like he's poisoning those kids. Of course anyone whose ever tasted Capri Sun can agree it's flavor is this side of poison anyway.
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Is that monkey fitted with a shoulder-mounted missile launcher or is that a lunchbox?
holy funk, it would ba awesome if it WERE a missle launcher.
he looks a little 'too' happy, if you get me.
That time would be NEVER.
Gimme the Capri Sun or your house gets it!
Monkeys make everything better. Not good enough to stop for a commercial, but better nonetheless.
And now the alternate captions which I cannot resist writing:
"Hey! This monkey is giving out free packets of baby blood!"
"You kids want to get high?"
"hehe. That's funny. Don't look directly into the monkey's eyes or he'll bite your face."
"Go ahead Timmy! Sit in the monkey's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas."
"I love blowing the shit out of everyone with this missile launcher! Fire again Bubbles!"
"Yay, more dog food!"
"Hey! Is that the statue of liberty half buried? You damn dirty ape!"
"Fuck off Timmy, we just adopted this monkey to take your place."
"Go ahead and put your hand in his mouth. It's really safe and fun!"
"New packets of shit! For when you need something to throw at some one but are kinda backed up."
"Your choice of dinner Timmy, the contents of the orange mystery cooler, one of these cans of chili, or the monkey."
"I'm having such a good time! I'm sorry I accused you of bringing AIDS over to America."
"This hairy, naked kid has the best weed!"
I disagree. Not now. Maybe later.
i'd love to see Hostess Ads make a comeback, and they could use Detective Chimp to sell 'em, based on the overwhelming success--financially, creatively, morally--of this ad.
Dean – it’s a cooler, you remember those small 80s coolers right? I like the idea of a missile launcher better though.
Doc S – yeah, like wtf is he really handing out to those kids
Sanb – lol, more sugar?
Randal – or drink the Capri sun or your house gets it, heh heh
EW – you’re right of course because I wouldn’t have even posted this w/o the ape.
OD - "This hairy, naked kid has the best weed!" the winner
Dr. zaius – but you do concede at some point Capri sun pause may take place?
Rob – I always did want a banana-flavored pie myself
Maybe. Is it cold?
I don't like those goofy little straws.
"Hey! This monkey is giving out free packets of baby blood!"
"You kids want to get high?"
these two made me lol
That monkey is really creepy. he kind of looks like he's poisoning those kids. Of course anyone whose ever tasted Capri Sun can agree it's flavor is this side of poison anyway.
Dr. Zaius – It better be cold or what’s the point. It’s good to note that only they ape had the good sense to bring a cooler/
Doc S – OD is a funny guy, but don’t tell him or he’ll get a fat head.
Becca – LOL at the very lest he’s ensuring they’ll get diabetes.
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