So I’ve narrowed the choices down to these 5 for the best made up dialog:
"Hi, we're from the Hillary Clinton campaign squad..." - Moody
"Woo-HOO! I'm the first to the ovum! I'm gonna fertilize the...Oh, [expletive]! It's Contraceptive Man!" - Moody
"We took a left at Albuquerque, didn't we..." - Eaglewing
"Damn! This is the computer and brain-surgery choking fantasy room. Where the heck is the gay sex room?" - Overdroid
"Don't worry! The ambiguously gay trio will save you!" - Overdroid

-Swinebread