Nova's "Necking and Such"

So I’m reading my copy of Nova Classic, ‘cause that’s what all the cool adults do, when I come to issue five of the original ‘70s Nova series and a section on the Comics Code jumps out at me. 

Richard Rider, AKA Nova the Human Rocket, visited Marvel’s offices hoping to get a comic book title based on himself. Amazingly, Nova wants the comic to show all his sexual conquests (“Necking and Such”) rather than be censored by that pesky Comics Code. Sadly, of course, the “Necking and Such” adult content would never appear. Not wanting to miss a lost opportunity nor bow to past censorship, I’ve decided to reconstruct these possible lost scenes using actual dialog from the Nova comics, Enjoy!

-Swinebread

Non Sequitur Comic Panel

random word: Wombat


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Non Sequitur Comic Panel

Caption from Marvel Premiere #39

Random Image Word: Solitude




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Non Sequitur Comic Panel

Caption from New Titans #111

Random Image Word: Odor


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Non Sequitur Comic Panel: Christmas Edition

Caption from New Defenders #147

Not So Random Image Word: Santa


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Non Sequitur Comic Panel

Caption from Deathlok #2

Random Image Word from Dictionary: Maldives



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Non Sequitur Comic Panel

Caption from Green Lantern #1

Random Image Word from Dictionary: Discourage


It sure is weird how these turn out...



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Non Sequitur Comic Panel

Caption from Guardians of the Galaxy #2

Random Image Word(s) from Dictionary: Private School


I just had to do another Non Sequitur Comic Panel since y'all didn't believe me that this was easy... and quick!


-Swinebread

Non Sequitur Comic Panel

I'm starting a new feature at here at Atomic Romance called Non Sequitur Comic Panel. I came up with this as a way of providing interesting and/or fun content quickly as my time is limited because of my new role as Daddy!

Here are the rules.

I pick the text from a comic panel that tickled me for some reason (the text will usually include all the captions, dialog and thought balloons). Then I'll choose a random word by arbitrarily flipping to a page in a book while closing my eyes. I will then let my finger land on some random word. That word will then be typed into a search engine under the images function. I will roll a D20 and the number come up will decide which image I choose from those displayed on the search engine. Slap the text from the perviously picked comic panel on the new image and.. voilà... a new Non Sequitur Comic Panel is born!

These comic panels are not intend to make sense but if they do by accident so much the better!

Today's text comes from a panel in Our Army At War #92, and the random image word is ruins.



-Swinebread