Nova's "Necking and Such"

So I’m reading my copy of Nova Classic, ‘cause that’s what all the cool adults do, when I come to issue five of the original ‘70s Nova series and a section on the Comics Code jumps out at me. 

Richard Rider, AKA Nova the Human Rocket, visited Marvel’s offices hoping to get a comic book title based on himself. Amazingly, Nova wants the comic to show all his sexual conquests (“Necking and Such”) rather than be censored by that pesky Comics Code. Sadly, of course, the “Necking and Such” adult content would never appear. Not wanting to miss a lost opportunity nor bow to past censorship, I’ve decided to reconstruct these possible lost scenes using actual dialog from the Nova comics, Enjoy!

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Happy Halloween

Scares and Chills for all!

I never forgot this cover!

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The L League

I was watching the L Word the other day when I realized that I would enjoy this show even more if it was about lesbian superheroes.


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Now this is how a second language should be taught.



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Movie of the Week - Vampiros Lesbos

It's Sexadelic!



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What Gay Star Trek Character Are You?

What gay Star Trek character are you? (by Pogo)

You are Seven. Everything to you is new, and you are beginning to experience all aspects of the real world. Love is something that you are willing to experiment with. You may not always understand the proper way to go about things, but nevertheless, people are very attracted to you. You do best with someone who is willing to provide you with guidance. Your lover is Janeway. Chances are, you like older women and scratchy voices.
Take this quiz!

Now That's F***ing Awesome! I'm sure glad I wasn't something like Quark and Dr. Bashir...

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Random Comic Panel

Conan always has time for a good kiss!



From Torrents of Doom which adapts the 2nd half of Robert E. Howard’s Pool of the Black One. 1st printed in Savage Sword of Conan #23 and reprinted in Dark Horse’s SSoC collection volume #2.


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Who Is Your Superhero Lover? ...and Other Quizzes

This makes sense somehow… …if I don’t think about it too hard.

I guess I like the wacko ones....


Edit: After checking out Becca's post I added what Pixar character are you.


And I'm:

Find out what pixar character are you at LiquidGeneration.com
Well that fits!

What Character from the Spidey movies am I:

Find out your Spider-Man personality at LiquidGeneration!

How 80s am I:

Find out how totally 80's are you at LiquidGeneration!
Hell Yeah!

What Batman character Am I:

I knew it!


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The Web-Swinger

Man, when I’m right about something, I am Dam Right! Thanks to Rich at comic by comic for pointing out Spiderman’s new horn-dog makeover. I made a one-off joke about the whole One More Day thing really being about Spidey getting laid in this post here. Well, it turns out, YES, that IS the reason Pete is single now. As Quesada says in this part of his interview with CBR :

Bottom line, there are so many things that twentysomethings are doing with their lives that a married Peter can’t. He needs to be a single guy. Sure, he can have a girlfriend -- that adds something to his story -- but a married Peter just cuts off too many avenues for good soap opera.

…And Promiscuity! You have to admit you wanna’ see Spiderman bagging the babes and I think I do too. I just repressed it. I see the light now and realize that Joe is a total genius; the era of the spider-marriage is over. Long Live Spiderman the SEX-MACHINE! I bet Joe Quesada really wanted to call the storyline Brand New Lay, but of course that would hurt Marvel’s wholesome, family friendly image. But forget titles, just think of all the chicks Spidey can do now! I’ve kinda had a hankering for Spiderman to get busy with Jessica Drew for a while now. That would be some real hardcore arachnophilia!

After Spiderwoman there’s a whole list of women for Spidey to mess around with: Black Cat (the old GF thing), Sue Richards (the MILF thing!), Wasp (the massage thing), Tigra (the chicks with tails thing), Storm (the white-hair, black thing), Ms. Marvel (the drinkin’ F-buddy thing), Dazzler (the disco thing), Mystique (the shape-changer thing), Black Widow (the Russian, Spy thing), Northstar (Oh wait, I meant Aurora, Uh, I mean I was really drunk…), Jubilee (the underage, pervy thing) and She-Hulk (oh Man, that would be some great schmo action there!) just to name a few of the hook ups. Also, Marvel could really punch up the soap opera action by having Pete get a social disease. Think about it. Who did he catch it from? Who did he give it to? And How is he gonna’ explain to Aunt May that it hurts when he has to pee? And if Spidey’s lust life goes in the crapper altogether? No problem, we can always watch him download porn! I can’t wait for his reaction to 2 girls 1 Cup. Now that’s Drama! Way to go Joe! Let the Spider orgy begin!

Just Imagine a new Marvel/DC crossover now that Webhead is a player again!

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Watch... The Astro Zombies!

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Last Tango in Paris

Last Tango in Paris is one of those shocking must see films that until recently I hadn’t gotten around to viewing. Well, I just watched it today… …although it was only the R rather than the NC-17 version. Is it the great film everyone says it is? Hell, don’t know, I’m just a simple guy and not attuned to the subtle aspects of art but I do see how it could have been both scandalous and a breakthrough for 1972 especially since it stars Marlon Brando. Regardless of what you might think of the film and its infamous butter scene, it has some of the best lines of any script I’ve ever come across.

Paul “If you look close, you’ll find me hiding behind my zipper”

Paul “Even if a husband lives 200 hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but... I'll never understand the truth about you. Never.”

Jeanne “What are we doing here?”
Paul “Let's just say we're taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut.”

Paul “Anyway, to make a long, dull story even duller, I come from a time when a guy like me used to come into a joint like this and pick up a young chick like you and... call her a 'bimbo'.”

Paul “I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.”

Jeanne: “Let's drink a toast to our life in the hotel.”
Paul: “No fuck all that! Hey listen! Let's drink a toast to our life in the country.”
Jeanne “You're a nature lover? You didn't tell me that.”
Paul: “Oh, for chrissa-, I'm nature boy. Can't you see me with the cows and the chickenshit all over me? Huh?”
Jeanne “Oh, that's right. To the cows!”
Paul: “Cow.”
Jeanne “I will be your cow too.”
Paul “I get to milk you twice a day. How about that?”

Great stuff huh?

I think this scene kinda sums the whole film up for me (and for the love of god, it's definitely not work safe):


Remember ladies if a guy asks you to cut only two of your fingernails you know what he wants.

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