Saturday, December 29, 2007

Spider Faust


What do I think about Amazing Spider-Man #545 and the whole One More Day thing? Simply this... Spider-Man, and Mary Jane for that matter, would never make a deal with the Devil... ever. And they certainly wouldn't do it to dissolve their marriage. A bargain of this sort is evil, pure and simple and I've never thought of either character as evil. But if making a little satanic deal seems to solve all kinds of storytelling problems well, what the hell, why not? grrrr... What a great message to send to the kiddies Marvel. This is merely Quesada's wet dream on crack. This fixes nothing and ruins everything. Well, OK Secret Wars is still intact, but the rest of Spider-man's story is buggered. It’s as if Jesus, when he was tempted in the desert by Lucifer, said yes. I don’t buy it… and I didn’t buy it by the way. I read it in the store.

Plus, on top of all that, it's just a shitty story. I'd rather read 52 issues of the Hairy Adventures of Wonder Man from Earth-11 then any more comics like this. I don’t think I’m alone in feeling hostile about this whole narrative fiasco. I can hear the fanboys (and girls) sharpening their knives. Look out Marvel here they come:



-Swinebread

10 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Maybe the Spider Man artist did too much Maryjane if you know what I mean.

Swinebread said...

Joe Quesada did the art for this project... he's also the Editor-in-Chief of Marvel comics...
so in a sense, yes he did.

Dr. Zaius said...

Make Joe Quesada wear the man bustier as punishment for this foul deed.

Swinebread said...

I'm for that.

Becca said...

Ugh there's that Wonderman again! He'll swallow your soul!

Swinebread said...

He's already swallowed mine!

ladybug said...

OMG! Love the "wanna troll fer Babes 'n' stuff" line, and that perfect devilee faustie graphic.

Swinebread said...

thanks LB, this whole One More Day thing is crap

JOHNNY ZITO said...

Didn't do it for me either...

Pete wouldn't trade away his wife and the Devil wouldn't be so up front about it.

The Devil should have offered to fix "something" and Pete loses the marriage as a result of the butterfly/ripple effect.

Unintended consequences is how the devil wins.

Swinebread said...

That would have been better but still bad imo