Final splash page from Planet Comics #2 by the illustrious Blackthorne Publishing.
In case you can't read the word balloon of the blond beefcake, he says: "Guys... I don't think we're in Kanas anymore."
Ahh... 80's indys
Hey, how about posting new dialog for the Beefcake's word balloon? Best comment wins… ah... I’ll have to come up with something.
Making me laugh is a plus...
-Swinebread
12 comments:
kinda reminds me of that scene in Watchmen...
My caption: (Excuse me, is this the Tailhook convention?)
Odd. They don't look like they're from Kansas.
I tried to think of a witty comment, but I couldn't get over at how blondie's legs are HUGE compared to his upper body.
Captions:
"Damn! This is the computer and brain-surgery choking fantasy room. Where the heck is the gay sex room?"
"Excuse me, what letter comes after F?"
"Now this is pod racing!"
"I have a hunch that something here is just not quite right, but I can't quite put my finger on it."
"Don't worry! The ambiguously gay trio will save you!"
"Hey Lisa, quit playing with the retard and help me use this complicated device!"
"Jazz hands, guys! Jazz hands!"
"Looks like we've arrived in Kansas."
"I'm king of the world!"
"This is awkward. Guys, quietly! Let's just back out the way we came."
(Old Man Voice): "In our day we didn't have fancy machines and head-bandaged men to strangle us while we were wearing big circles around our waists! We had to strangle ourselves in front of a tv made of poop. And we liked that."
Oh yeah, and one more:
"David-Hasselhoff Man, Tom-Selleck Man, that lady is in trouble! I, Aryan-Hair Man, will save her!"
"We took a left at Albuquerque, didn't we..."
"This is what happens when we Slide after Jerry O'Connell spoofs Tom Cruise."
"Careful boys, she could be a Skrull."
Yeah, that's all I got. Wacky cover though.
"I have a Theragram!"
"Bruce, dear! I brought the guys just like I...*gasp* What are you...HOW COULD YOU?!?"
"Woo-HOO! I'm the first to the ovum! I'm gonna fertilize the...Oh, [expletive]! It's Contraceptive Man!"
"Dial-666 Team, at your service! You rang, miss?"
"You wanna see something really fairy...er...scary?"
"Are we not men?"
"Wait! Wait! Stop!!! What's with the hands? For krissakes, use the apparatus! Use the apparatus!"
"Quick, ma'am! For five hundred dollars: What's the number of the beast?"
"Hey, hey, we're the Leukocytes!"
"Yeth, ladieth. A good thretching routine ith a good idea before any workout..."
"Y..M..C-A..."
"WOAH!! Wrong turn! Wrong turn!"
"Fashion Police!!! Ewww, just in time, too!"
"Hi, we're from the Hillary Clinton campaign squad..."
"Is this the right room for an argument?"
"There you are! Hey, you, give me my hat back!"
"Look! He's killing Kenny! Bastard!"
"Oh, sorry..."
"I have a singing telegram for a Ms. Thelma Brown. What room's she in?"
"Hey, you! S...ow! My toe!"
"I have a bad feeling about this!"
"Like, dude, unhand her or, like, we'll, like, totally mess you up, dude!"
"Tussauds, shmussads. These waxworks really suck!"
(I need to go to bed.)
"Great bobby you spent all the money on our tights for our uniform and we were stuck with only enough left to buy these stupid t shirts."
BTW: what is the "g" lady trying to say?
My bet is she tried to pull that "Guess what? I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" joke one too many times.
Is that a "g"? I thought it was a 6!
Time to get new glasses...
Three men in tights watching a man strangle a woman in cave in front of a big computer. Okey-dokey...
Hey, thanks everybody for posting, it's pretty wierd huh?
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